This afternoon I was walking down the road when I pass by this giant giraffe on roller skates. He looked angry. He was carrying a baseball bat, and a really big bag of ice. I asked the giraffe where he was going and he said he was going to visit Steve Irwin. I was forced to give the giraffe that Steve Irwin had died. He told me I was wrong and Steve Irwin was living in memphis working as an Elvis impersonator.